He never went anywhere you know. The reservation and commune? He made it up. There's really not a single thing Robert said that wasn't a lie. He just wanted to be special. Too bad he suckered you all into it, and now you all sound like a...I'm not that familiar with the Internet Term...Mary Perfect? Whatever it is.
Ezekiel, I'm glad you actually responded. I always wanted to thank you for killing Conaghan. Sick bastard. People like him give people like you and me bad names. I owe you a coke.
Anyway, I'm almost done with Robert. He'll be returned to you all by...probably Monday, maybe sooner. I believe the colloquial term for your reaction when you see him again is 'shit bricks.'